March 10 Suspended teachers can return

The reforms that led to two thirds of education workers leaving the profession are the only reason that thousands of incompetent and discredited former teachers have found themselves pardoned for their previous misdemeanors.

The move, miraculously popular with those that own news corporations has been christened the 'second chance' philosophy and we see now, our prime minister, bathed in moonlight dislocating his jaw to feast on live mice.