June 26 Cooke loses out in sprint finish
We are watching Cooke holding the razor in front of him. he lost and whilst Woz is taking Tina out, holding doors open for her and ordering vodka tonics he is home alone, with a razor and a bottle of Skol. He'd lost the first event; still found it hard to believe Woz used to be a performance poet but he'd won the second. This was Cookes moment, we watch as he remembers the white pony he'd bought back and the look on Woz's face with his pitiful offering of a flashing roadside lamp. Score even, Tina had called for a third event, the winner of which would take her arm. After a week of growing anticipation the three of them had met in the Wimpy opposite the Clocktower. Woz was there first, his small but wiry beard plaited into two twists, each ending in a tiny silver bell, Cooke came second, the pencil thin spiv style of his moustache accentuated by a silver case of hand rolled cigarillos. The tension was almost unbearable but finally she made her decision: Tina rang W...