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July 7 Anthony to be freed within days

The citizens of Kronk held their breath as King Harold stood before the cameras, ready to deliver the most important speech of his life. Two hundred miles away in the area know as the darkened a beast was stirring. Anthony, the giant, who'd laid waste to whole swathes of the south and had finally been trapped, drugged and encased within a stone prison was about to make the front pages once more. " Citizens, as you are aware last month we caught and contained the beast known as Anthony the Giant, imprisoning him within a stone box without window nor door but as many of you know, he was too strong " Flashbulbs flashed and journalists jostled with each other for position. " Each time we have built a larger enclosure he has ripped it down, he has been like the maggot in a corpse eating his way through to the sunlight, we may have slowed him down but we cannot build any more prisons " Phones were going off, the throng of journalists was getting thinner, some aba...