February 25 Water chief quizzed by MPs about crypto outbreak
The best myths teach us valuable lessons in life, and although many are ancient their truths are timeless. Take the story of Mr Poseidon who lived at 42 Acacia Avenue and oversaw the sea, and most water-based dangers such as droughts and floods even storms at a push . In the back garden he handle d horses and recorded earthquakes . Most of his time however was spent sat at a large mahogany desk in a large drawing room with good internet with a view over the road to his nemesis neighbour, Neptune. Neptune was new on the road but had already turned heads with his fashionable clothes, and modern ways, telling everyone the future lay with canals, not the open sea, much more convenient and more suited to contempora ry living. No shipwrecks nor krakens, truly the way forward. He liked to recline in a hammock rocking it gently by prodding the ground with a mighty trident. Poseiden was convinced this and pretty much every action he did was deliberately...