August 24 S Lanka to probe 'grease devils'

As the official portrait of the Prime Minister released to the news agencies showed him wrestling a shaved baboon instead of the glamorous 6'2 blonde who usually accompanied him, the authorities knew the grease devils that wheeled the oils of civic society had fouled up again. Whether on purpose or another attempt to demonstrate how important they are it wasn't immediately clear but Dravid didn't care much either way. If they didn't answer the phone within three rings he was going to go nuclear on them in a way no amount of lubrication would help.