May 15 My slump is over, declares Murray
The stench almost obliterated Mayor Murray's words of reassurance. "Thank you for standing by me in these dark days " Murray raises his hands aloft, presidential style to indicate Victory, unwittingly knocking out a pair of supporters whose bodies are quickly carried off by his staff. " The finest medical minds have examined me and concluded that the odour I am emanating is no longer pungent but is in fact, fragrant and is due to an over active benevolent gland " The crowd aren't sure they're being told the whole truth but applaud anyway, at least it's progress. " In the coming days I will distribute a pamphlet explaining all but for now..." he chops the air karate style and music blasts out from the giant speakers, " let's dance".