May 15 My slump is over, declares Murray

The stench almost obliterated Mayor Murray's words of reassurance.
"Thank you for standing by me in these dark days " Murray raises his hands aloft, presidential style to indicate Victory, unwittingly knocking out a pair of supporters whose bodies are quickly carried off by his staff.
" The finest medical minds have examined me and concluded that the odour I am emanating is no longer pungent but is in fact, fragrant and is due to an over active benevolent gland "
The crowd aren't sure they're being told the whole truth but applaud anyway, at least it's progress.
" In the coming days I will distribute a pamphlet explaining all but for now..." he chops the air karate style and music blasts out from the giant speakers, " let's dance".

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