January 23 Met Office issues yellow weather warning for rain
We are living in the post-post resurrection times, after we decided to put an end to allowing the dead to come back to life. Obviously, this ill thought-out experiment had led to a complete breakdown in society, a hatred of scientists and cordoned off bunker living. The world simply didn’t have the capacity for everyone and initially lacked the leadership to put the life returning genie back in the bottle, but finally, thankfully, after the uprising, we did. Of the four to five estimated thousand ex corpses, some have found fame on the television circuit, some slotted back into their families, and many more opted to start again and of the few famous born-agains, Frank Zappa, is now a junior meteorologist famed for his jokey forecasts and tired efforts to remind us how funny he was in the first place. He was annoying back then, and many feel his bulletins are divine punishment for getting above ourselves in the first place.