December 30 Dead couple tests 'inconclusive'
They took a table in the corner, kissed briefly and ordered the food. Soup to start and a glass of white wine. Afterwards whilst waiting for the main the woman reached into her bag, pulled out a book and began to read. " Out of 365 days I thought about you, in a favourable light on 34 occasions, badly, that is, I thought about you negatively, 32 times " She smiled and raised her glass, he gave a little laugh and raised his own. " ok, sounds about right, last year I have thought about you, " he took a scrap of paper out and squinted his eyes to examine it, " in a good way, ", a little smirk, " that's all I'm saying, in a good way, on 78 times, I also thought about you in a not so pleasant way, on 32 times. " They nodded and chinked glasses, " So I'm the nicer person " he concluded. " But we knew that already dear, " she answered. The main arrived shortly after, pasta and a plain tomato salad. After the meal th...