February 20 We don't want to be part of Nottingham city
It happened at night, the metal shutter slid open and three slim figures paused a second before walking forwards, in what was later acknowled as the first meeting between mankind and a true alien species. Reports vary on the actual exchange, whether or not they spoke English at the beginning or made sounds rather like soft jazz, or as one woman claimed, like a bread knife slicing through a farmhouse loaf. Most however, are insistent that the conversation appeared cordial at first but deteriorated very quickly and ended with four people dead and a change in our lives so total that it’s hard to remember the past at all. Now, having been sorted and categorised humanity is beginning to embrace our overlords, even if the new enforced migration routes are causing some concern to southerners. Still you can’t please everyone