I was a fool for ever trusting a man in a shiny suit with matching socks, I wish I'd stayed well away.
I certainly wish I'd been out fishing when God came around and gave out curiosity.
That way I wouldn't be here, making such a discovery.
I didn't know I would find you when I shoveled the dirt away, it would have been better if the spade had cut you in two like a root. Where are the rest of you hiding?
This is where you hide when people come in is it? like potatoes ?
This is no magic restaurant, the meals aren't made by pixies. It's you lot isn't it?
I bet he isn't buying me a dolphin right now.
This has been the worst day ever.
I overhear this rant as I begin to tuck into my asparagus soup, whoever the woman is talking to doesn't reply. It crosses my mind that she may be practicing lines for a play. But if not, I hope they sort out their problems as this is the best asparagus soup I've ever tasted.
