January 6 Global spam levels suddenly fall

The rumours had been rife for weeks but it took a disappearing Kiwi fruit live on NBC television for the authorities to confirm that 'things are going missing'. Since then a growing number of food stuffs have begun to vanish; spam and other cured meats are the latest items to have been declared a food in danger of extinction. The religious leaders are all scratching their heads and are hoping to have an answer before the scientists.