February 10 Device is found at sorting office

When Clive came out the sorting office it was obvious something had gone wrong. There he was, a healthy happy 1300 lb Black Angus cow in a pen full of blue slate turkeys.

'Hold on', he said, raising a hoof to no one in particular, 'this isn't right, look at the size of me'.

His words were of little use however as the pen was quickly loaded onto the back of a van, miraculously large enough to take the uneven cargo.

Late that evening Farmer Gyroscope found a suspicious device near the automatic animal sorter whilst pig swiller Pete kept quiet and began planning the mother of all Christmases.