February 12 Fire engine hits fast food shop


He called in the feds, his clientele, more scared of stings than shanks are staying away. There's a stream of bumblebees coming from the letterbox outside, not yet swarming but clearly confused and dangerous resembling a conga line of Christmas party office workers at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Khalid watches in slow motion the fire engine turn the corner and plough straight into the bees. Everyone gets stung.

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