January 30 Australia unveils new flood tax

on Tuesday, 1 March 2011

The decision by Prime Minister Shelly to flood the properties of individuals who failed to pay their tax on time had been at best, ill thought out. After the disastrous Humber Block incident the fire department refused to co-operate anymore prompting a state of emergency, the villagers began sharpening their pitchforks. Raising his voice to drown out the protestors outside Shelly tries to bring calm to the assembled few in the Castle.

'we need to stand tall, be firm and not be swayed by the ...' he stumbles as objects begin hitting the window, ' by those that wish us ill, the anarchists and socialists...'

His shambolic rhetoric is interrupted by a large rock smashing through the large 18th century window, pulling the curtain down, bodies scattering in all directions.

'run, save yourselves' he offers but no one is left to hear him.

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