April 14 Dog bite judge has mail suspended

Dog bite judge, unleashed and on your patch.
Overdue at the library? he'll throw the book at you.
Fashion disaster? he'll have the shirt off your back.
Once he banned beards and children with beards.
Dog bite judge with the sebatier smile
1 for the thieves and their sticky fingers
2 for the cheats, the frauds and the ringers
3 for the drunks, full of aggression
4 for the unclean kids we forgot to mention
He listens and watches, cuts off your internet and your post when he pleases.
It could be you as the saying goes
It could be
Dog bite judge with no time for niceties
Welcome to the new big society.