April 15 Man dies after falling off cliff

And sad news just coming in, a man has died after falling off a cliff. Peter Clarke, 31, part time surgeon is believed to have been dressed as Wile E Coyote when he fell to his death apparently attempting to run over a canyon in southern Essex. Witness reports vary, some say he ran too slow whilst others claim he simply looked down to find himself unexpectedly in mid air. A second man described as wearing yellow tights and sporting a blue quiff reportedly disappeared into a painted black hole on the side of a removals truck near the scene.
Flowers are being left on the grand piano, anvil and giant boulder that fell one at a time onto the flattened body of Mr Clarke.