The Bundespolizei in Koblenz today released Gunter Hirsch, 52, the unemployed graphic designer at the centre of the recent egg contamination scandal. Speaking through his Lawyer Hirsch claimed that although the authorities had investigated the claims and restrictions on the sale of eggs had now been lifted there were still dangers to what he calls the 'good nature' of those who ate them. He also confirmed that a magazine deal had been agreed and more revelations will be in this weekends Bunte.
In the latest bout of austerity, and partly connected to the recent reintroduction of W it ch D octors and Shamen into the NHS to address the current staffing crisis, a large appeal has been made for any old tablets, tin c tur es, medicine or food colouring to be handed into local pharmacies where they will be blessed, mixed up under a full moon and be handed out to school children by lollipop ladies and Ice Cream vans. If most are ok, we expect adults to follow later towards Easter.
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