February 19 Major incident declared over large sinkhole

 I’ve booked but I’m not bothered about seeing the film I just had to get out of the house before I fucking killed my neighbour. She’s got a sinkhole in her garden.

Well I’m sure you’ll enjoy the film, it’s very cool in there, everyone tends to get a bit fractious in this heat, don’t they?

Not my neighbour she’s a fucking witch.

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