February 27 Cremation and burial fees to rise by 5%

Dear Horrible Grandma, 

We are very sorry but we are going to have reschedule taking you to go ape this weekend.

I know you'll be disappointed, but after speaking to my financial advisor it seems for the best. 

We have however, booked in for a once in a lifetime diving with sharks experience for September, which if I recall correctly was something you always wanted to do. 

Before you can't do anything.

Love you lots

Bettie







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