March 26 Drillers propose deep-Earth quest

Dear Chief Inspector, Scotland Yard, London.

I have become aware of the threat to our country and perhaps to the world, I wouldn't dream of teaching you to how to go about your business but would like to offer my intelligence, from the ground. (please see attached sketches and annotated map).

I have watched them climb out a hole in the ground armed with bones and roots and old coins. Thousands swarming, each independent of each other, no collective consciousness, we can't shoot the Chief and watch the Indians scuttle back below, we will have to take them out one by one.

I've drawn up plans here for our fight back, phase one sees us repel the invaders, phase two takes us into alien territory, to commit justifiable genocide. I'm emailing these to you so you can get on with it straight away.

(see detailed plans - phases one and two).

yours gravely

David Tebbs

 ps. do you have the email address of the head of the army ?