May 4 China tightens internet controls

"Measure me again"

The physician lowered the level to the top of Zhang Li's head and shook his head,

"You are still 5 foot 8 Mr Li, not 5 foot 9, I'm sorry"

Since the days of the Song Dynasty over a thousand years ago the Chinese have understood what you believe can become true and whilst this provided years of spiritual culture and a fondness for ghost stories once the internet with its myriad truths swamped the nations conciousness strange things started to occur. 

" They say the government will sort things out tomorrow Mr Li, and we will finally be rid of the Yeti too "

" I hear that too Dr Zhu but can you cork the genie that easy ?"

There are many Chinese who hope the authorities fail to censor this new found playground, Dr Zhu is one of them but too polite to say so.