July 17 Irish airport shut in plane alert

With a face pockmarked and fruity he stands blowing smoke from his nose, like a dragon swallowed by  walrus. The powder blue frilly shirt too tight, collars wide enough to fit a pasty on. He signals for attention and draws close to the microphone.
Did you hear about the airport in Ireland that closed due to low flying aircraft ?
Old men spit brown bits into the pints and clap with clenched fists, staring at us with thinly disguised hatred. Once again the time machine has let us down and it's looking dangerous for me and my beautiful black boyfriend.